Oldtent Archives 2007 - 2008

all now sing the tiny camera song… Colonoscopy…..

that is a big ten four ..

anal fissures… no cancer… what they do is use lazer cuts in other areas of the anal rectum area..

this allows the fissures to release the pressure and begain to heal …. eat plenty of fiber …

what is so annoying is that many missed this prognoses and were prescribing all sorts of remedys ..

i had a complete test Colonoscopy of those things when the trouble started and was free of all cancers ..

plus LASER THERAPY
This is now an accepted technique of surgical
treatment of benign prostate enlargement. rjust two weeks before the lazer surgey,,, so their were other compications to boot..

http://www.gold-eagle.com/gold_digest_05/hamilton090707.html

  I was sent to “The Colonoscopy Center” for a Bronchoscopy - to do a biopsy in my lung. I was told that…”a bronchoscopy is just like a colonscopy, just, it’s the other end” !! That statement had me in a bizarre state to begin with, but upon arrival, just before Easter, my sense of Existential Absurdity excellerated out of control when I was placed in a room of wall to wall beds with people waiting to be hisked away and Colonoscopized, and the place looked absurdly “Happy Happy” - Balloons, Easter Bunnies all over the place. Phrases speedily ran through my mind like, “They’re trying to make all the A**holes think they’re having a party!” Anyway, that gave rise to my sense they needed to capture this in Song:

Here Goes:

“Everybody is “Happy Happy”
“Cause they’re getting their Colonoscopy,

You’ll feel much better,

once you have passed,

the 16 feet of tubing

that they shoved up your A** !!”Humanoid

“they asked me if i now knew my ass, from a hole in the ground .. ”

We are just glad they didn’t put your ass INTO a hole in the ground!!  

if it is saying you had a prostatectomy let me give you encouragement that since a March 2001 removal of a cancerous prostate everything has been positive for me on that front (or should I say rear).  Whatever your recent  medical experience, I wish you the best.  p.s. aside from the wonders of surgery, I also get satisfaction when I look at the price of gold in March 2001 (I had no idea that POG was groping for its low about then as I was learning how to live with a catheter for a few days) but look at the rise in POG from March 2001 to the present !  Enjoy this lovely Puget Sound weekend.

you are now in good hands with father irish the fastest shank slicing shiv shover of south side cicero or SSSSSSC his ole almamater before taking the robes. you’ll never feel a thing other than the transition of floating and the wispering voice of your dispatcher father irish assuring you to go to the light.

I see - good news.

Exhausted from travel, will look closer over coffee in the morning -

Sweet dreams tonight for sure!

The best thing is the SM fell like a stone today and the PMs didn’t follow them down.   At least not much 

The worm has turned.

It looks that way from the charts - sorry I missed the action.  I did spy 76.50 crude on the late news, so I was hoping..

Thursday was a real barn burner!   The shorts were just falling out of the sky smoking and twirling. 

Nice to come back from two days isolated from the market to this sweet surprise.

I don’t see the harm in it.  What’s the worst that could happen? 

ipso