They did the bash
(they did the Bolser bash)
They did the bash
(it was a Golden smash)
I got a rash
(From siting on my stash)
They did the bash
(I should have gone to cash )

Now up from the depths the Creature spewed its Power
With a force that made all lesser Bugs Cower
But ..We stood tall
With.. Great Resolve
cause we knew whats comming
due to Bolser’s call

They did the bash
(they did the Bolser Bash)
They stole our cash
(They made the gold stocks crash)
they did the bash
(it was a net worth gash)
They did the bash
(I shoulda sold my stash)

Oh oooohhhhhh
(woah is me)
oh oohhhhh
(they shook my tree)
oh I wish I’d listened
to Bolser’s plea

Now Fed is fixin
to bash the Dow
If you wanna make money
just get short NOW
Mike Bolser has
a crystal ball
and the Stock Market’s in
For one BIG fall

They’ll do the bash
(they’ll do the Nasdaq bash)
They’ll do the bash
(just watch the stocks all crash)
They’ll do the bash
( I think I’ll smoke some hash)
They’ll do the bash
(they’ll do the Bolser Bash)

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