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She told me we couldn’t afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I’d have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn’t. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that’s what the beer was for.
I don’t think she’s coming back…..
LOLOLOLOLOL
“ Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance
to get rid of those things not worth keeping around
the house. Bring your husbands. “
by Maya @ 22:26 pm.
“Makes me wonder if the active ingredient behind the MMS is really “oxygen”, or is it the chlorine ion? Zap! Pesticide for man.”
EXACTLY! The only difference from the Hypochlorite (bleach) is the atomic structure of he oxygen/chlorine molecule. The MMS tricks the blood cells into thinking it is oxygen so it gets carried into the bloodstream. Yup… it’s a powerful oxidizer all right. It really is the oxygen that is the ‘oxidizer’, and allows the chlorine to safely combine with water in the body to weak hypochlorous acid that the body and white blood cells arm themselves with for more immunity. So the MMS uses BOTH the oxygen and chlorine to best advantage. Incredibly powerful stuff.
CHURCH LADIES AND THEIR TYPEWRITERS…….
Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with
typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in
church bulletins or were announced at church services.
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.”
The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”
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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday
at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us
kill Christ the King.
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Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance
to get rid of those things not worth keeping around
the house. Bring your husbands.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
canceled due to a conflict.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say
“Hell” to someone who doesn’t care much about you.
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Don’t let worry kill you off — let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang “I will not pass this way
again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don’t know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.
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The Rector will preach his farewell message after
which the choir will sing: “Break Forth Into Joy.”
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on
October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that
began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the
church hall. Music will follow
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will
be “What Is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir
practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the
addition of several new membe rs and to the
deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other
items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple
children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with
the deceased person you want rem embered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super
entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and med
ication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of
every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday
afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in
the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and
come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10
AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship
Hall after the B. S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
congregation would lend him their electric girdles for
the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7
PM. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s
Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The
congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First
Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at
the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new
tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: “I Upped My
Pledge - Up Yours”.
And a great show it is… appreciated!
hehehehehe 
Looks like it’s comedy night at the tent starring floridagold and augirl
A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her
altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below.
She shouts to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I
would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consults his portable GPS and replies, “You’re in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolls her eyes and says, “You must be a Farmer!”
“I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answers the balloonist, “everything you tell me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m
still lost. Frankly, you’re not much help to me.”
The man smiles and responds, “You must be Hillary Clinton.”
“I am,” replies the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,” says the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re
going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you
expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position
you were in before we met , but, somehow, now it’s my fault.”
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’
She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.’
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
‘If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.
to the Harbin Snow & Ice Festival ….. received this from a friend in an e-mail …. fantastic pictures.
I think we can safely say that it will NOT end well!
IF, they ever make all these people mark this toxic stuff to market - the whole house of cards will come down right now. IF, the credit markets don’t start working the whole house of cards comes down. There has to be lots of banks, hedge funds, brokerages and insurance companies that are not able to breathe right now - just waiting to here the POP that will seal their faith! Of course they may be able to pull a rabbit out the hat - I just don’t see how currently.
Looked at the radar a few minutes ago and it looks like you are getting POUNDED with rain and storms - guess we are suppose to get it in Tennessee tomorrow.
The word is …and I wouldn’t say this too loud ..is that Half Monty and Swinkie are the counterparties for the credit default swaps…but 1/2 ontyhad his credit defaults ,”Slabbed” so he is safe.
the credit default swap market is nothing more than a bunch of creditors self insuring each other. if the crash is severe enough and widespread enough, the whole house of cards will come down. one of the main problems is nobody knows who is on the other side of the deal since they are readily transferable. this “all for one” may turn into “every man for himself” very quickly.
rno
the picture worked fine! When you post a link - if it is a longer length - change it to a www.tinyurl.com link before posting and you will not get the big blank space on the page. Hope that is helpful!
Hmmmm, not really sure how to get a pix in here yet. Shall experiment a bit.
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