I know there is a great amount of happiness in the Silverboom home tonight. Thanks for letting us share the joy, hopes and dreams along side you. Best to mom, and Grandson.
Now, I got a few words of advice to ya Grandpa.
You got maybe two years. Join a gym tomorrow morning, and start working out like your life depends on it. It will. I wont lie to you, you will never be able to keep up with a grandson who will make the Road Runner appear to be standing still, but if nothing else, those two years of working out will give at least a sense of confidence.
Begin now, to practice the fine art of a ‘Power Nap’. This will be of great use, sooner than you think, when he pauses for a short nap, that you can rest your tired self as well.
Begin to organize and lock up all tools. Not only a good idea for his protection, but so that in case you where to oversleep during one of your power naps, you wont wake up to find the house, car, boat, RV, completely disassembled and scattered over many acres.
Its not too early to scout out the best of everything. The best Ice Cream store, the Best Fishing hole, The Best Playground, and this one is really important…The Best Barbershop. Hopefully one with a few Tonka Trucks.
Begin practicing memory skills. You will be put to the test hundreds of times a day. Where did he leave……drink, hot dog, left shoe, socks, Oreo Cookies, right shoe, shirt, pants, any number of toys….paper airplanes, baseball, bat….toothbrush…(you will be surprised the uses he finds for that)….and plenty of extra towels…that wont be a bathtub….its a POOL!
Stockup on Vitamins (for you), Ben Gay, (for you), and a case of those High Energy Drinks (for you). And set aside an hour a day and get yourself a set of Britanica Encylopedias. (For you). Read the entire set from A to Z. And you still will find, the million and one answers that will still NOT be found to questions and subjects never covered in those pages. Somedays, your’re just gonna have to wing it.
Remember the story of Noah and the Ark? Begin to think in terms of Two’s. If you buy a new lawmower, get a smaller, plastic version as well. (And unless your going to leave the motor turned off and make BBRRRR noises, his will need some semblence of noise making as well) Gonna buy a yard rake, make sure you get a small one as well. This will pretty much apply to most things such as tool belts, hammers, pliers, power tools, etc. You are going to have plenty of help doing your chores from now on.
And start an Emergency Repair Kit. Duct tape, Scotch tape, string, Super Glue, even some bubblegum. You dont want the fun to stop because a leg fell off a dinosuar, or wing off a plane. And a good air pump…dont forget that. Unless your lungs can fill hundreds of ballons, blow up a beachball, football, beachball again, water wings, water float, sometimes, all in the same day.
And if you are thinking….shucks Farmboy, I alread done all that with a son. Fair enough….and how many years ago, pounds ago, beer & Pizza was that?? (grin)
Trust me….Grandson is a Brand New Game.
Good Luck Gramps…(Your Gonna Need it),
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