But from the secret plans I heard about. If the US goes belly up, us Southern folks are packing up everything, including the chickens, and getting out of here. The embers are still smoldering from the last ‘war’ when Sherman came through burning everything in sight.

According to reports filed by a recon team, there is some kinda Bed & Breakfast place in Tottsville that we all are supposed to ‘occupy’ until its safe to return home. The local unit has been passing out Canadian Language books with pictures and everything, eh? So as to not arouse suspicion from those border guards. And they recommend strapping snow shoes to the outside of our wagons so we look like the ‘natives’. This weekend they are holding a local craft shop to teach us how to bend our rakes and hoes into hockey sticks. Doubt we have any problems infiltrating. Some have even been practicing drinking those Canadian beers. And some rodeo is having a moose wrangling event soon.

Like I said, dont tell no one. Best, Farmboy